Mike is missing this week. An unfortunate series of unanswered phone calls and being located too far away for Dennis to want to turn around and pick him up led to his absence. He'll be sorry he missed this show. That pretty little lady to the left is one, Adrianne Palicki. You may have seen her on a short lived show called FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS. You'll soon be seeing her as the new Wonder Woman! She's been cast to portray the Amazon in a new series pilot for NBC. She's no Lynda Carter, but she looks like Wonder Woman. So we'll hold out hope... oh, wait... almost forgot this is on NBC. Nevermind.
I'm not sure how to tie Mike into this next story. I guess I could say Mike saw TRON: LEGACY... uhh... yeah. If you've ever wanted to own a Light Cycle from the film, now you can. At least, from the second one. Hammacher Schlemmer has created a real life, street legal version of the movie motorcycle that you can cruise around on to impress the ladies. The bike is not the most powerful crotch-rocket. The company says it's just for casual riding. So I wouldn't take this thing on the freeway. But it looks god damn cool if you ask me. Rimless wheels, electroluminescence lighting; you even lay on your stomach just like they do in the movie! The bikes are made-to-order and won't cost as much as you might think. At this point in the show we're light on time — being down a man and all — so I pose a question I know will get Dennis going. Why didn't people like TRON: LEGACY? You'll hear his and Charlie's thoughts on this. And you're more than welcome to send us yours! We're your soap box.
Mike will really be bummed he missed the second ever edition of our "Jenkem Watch" segment. This time around we go back to where it all started. Who new what one little news report from a local station in Florida would create. And it's that actual news story that is the center of attention this week. One of those clever remixes has been created and posted on YouTube. We pop open the mp3 jar, play it and inhale it's gassy beats for a quick laugh.
And as Charlie so eloquently puts it this week, I 'fact' you in the ass 10 times with a little segment we call, "Who Fact You?." Of course, that answer is the same every time... I do! One of the facts today tells us the percentage of Americans who claim God has spoken to them. This number, to us, seems rather low. You may think it's pretty high... or low yourself. Being a religious fellow, it's too bad Mike wasn't here.
