Once again, and totally unintentional I might add, we bring you a strange show. What I mean by that is every so often, cosmic phenoms align and we have one of those episodes that's just a little off. The stories are not quite the caliber we're accustomed to, little technical issues go awry, we talk over each other only to stop so the other can speak, but then they don't resulting in awkward silence, jokes fall flat, but become funny for that reason... the list goes on. And as the show goes on, we get sucked further and further into this bizarre vortex of perplexed-podcasting. Who knows, you may not even be able to tell. If that's the case... what does that say about our show? I'll philosophize on that later.
First up on this slightly off eppy, a reason why you should always rehearse stuff before going on-air. All I wanted to do was show the fellas a funny little game I downloaded on my phone. My goal was to include you listeners in on the fun by letting you hear the sound from the game. Easy enough... all I had to do was plug in a cable to the headphone jack on my phone. What I didn't anticipate was that the silicone case on said phone had a slightly smaller diameter hole for the headphone port than the cable. So it wouldn't quite plug all the way into the jack. Without going too in-depth, you don't get to hear very much of the game and it throws off my entire presentation.
After that debacle comes a Dennis-derailment involving a YouTube comments argument he got into with some kid over the origin story of Wolverine and the makeup of his claws. As you can imagine, this spawns another 15-minute conversation revolving around Marvel's uncanny ability to F-up one story line after another.
Once the show actually reaches the meat portion, things remain a little iffy. The first story of the day is Daniel Radcliffe's admission that he started to develop an alcohol problem during the last 3 Harry Potter films. Luckily, he says he nipped it in the butt before it got out of hand and now prefers to spend his off hours watching basic cable.
You know us... we love penises......... wait, that didn't sound right at all. We love 'STORIES' involving penises. Usually funny ones where someone does something awful to their member or in this case, a non-sensical study is released containing information that some would debate is not scientifically valid despite said study. Scientists in South Korea have apparently found a correlation between finger length and phallic length. Apparently curing cancer or AIDS is further down the checklist these days than finding out why your dick doesn't measure up to a porn star's. These Korean scientists say that the bigger the difference in length between your index and ring finger, the shorter your schlong is likely to be. Who in the Asked You Crew is packin'? Tune in to find out!
Justin Bieber, Mike's favorite person ever, has blipped on our radar this week. He made the cover of February's VANITY FAIR magazine. And in doing so, made their records as one of the worst selling issues. He came in 3rd on the list. You'll want to hear who made the top-2 spots.
We wind down the weirdness over the new technique networks are using to make even more money. They're digitally altering sitcom reruns like, HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, by inserting ads in the backgrounds. An audio bit I came up with last minute gets Jabari rolling with laughter only second so far to the great HOME ALONE banter from the episode called "Heez-Its." And we debate whether this is a harmless, additional revenue stream for the show owners or a corruption of a program's story and continuity. Listen to the story and if you have any thoughts on it. By all means, send us an E-Mail.
