Now that Halloween has passed, you've probably already dug through your kid's candy collection. Or for those of you without children, you've been mining the leftovers in the bowl. Like the variety of trick-or-treat goodies we've all been munching on, this week's show is a collage of flavors. Lots of little things like those "fun size" Snickers and Milky Ways that have gotten so small these days, they're not much fun anymore.
But I digress. We get things rolling with SEMA news. The Specialty Equipment Market Association convention took place here in Las Vegas last week. Dennis and I got a chance to go and see all the latest in after market goodies for car enthusiasts. While wondering around being humbled by the 100-plus thousand dollar cars, I was on the lookout for Who Asked You? fodder. And boy did I find some! I don't wanna ruin the surprise here, tune in to hear what amazing cost savings are available to those who don't want to spend as much on a car as they did on a house. Keep in mind, it requires a lot of elbow grease and you'll be living a lie.
Fox is bringing back IN LIVING COLOR for a small test run this coming Spring. It'll be once again produced by Keenan Ivory Wayans and feature an all-new cast. If all goes well, Fox will bring it back for an entire season starting next Fall.
Plus, his A&E TV show might be over, but his career as a lawman is certainly not. Steven Seagal was just sworn in to a small sheriff's department in Texas. According to a spokesman there, he'll be a regular deputy chief on patrol and will train his fellow officers in martial arts. As kids who grew up watching his films, you can imagine we've got a few thoughts on this.
Harold Camping, that crazy-ass evangelist who's incorrectly predicted the end of days several times already has announced he's retiring and is no longer able to run his radio company or his church after being wrong, again, with his latest prediction. Not surprisingly, he doesn't want to speak to the press about his latest flub. No one likes to be called wrong, crazy, moron, etc. Now that he's retired he'll have even more time to think up more bad predictions that won't come true.
In our "According To A New Study" segment, we examine the results of a study in which scientists examined semen. For several months, the male participants logged the foods they ate and then researchers looked closely at the effects that food had on their spooge. We'll tell you the results on this episode!
By now you've probably heard Justin Bieber is being accused of fathering a child by a crazy bitch who didn't finish high school. Clearly Mariah Yeater didn't think her lie through. In filing the suit, she basically admitted to being a pedophile since Bieber was 16 at the time of the apparent conception. The boy pop star says he'll take a DNA test to prove he isn't the pop and then sue her for his trouble.
And lastly, while on the subject of pedophilia... again... the editor of TLC's JON AND KATE PLUS 8 got arrested for possessing child pornography. Here's a guy who stares at video of children all day, then goes home and stares at more video of children while probably doing something that's frowned upon in an office setting.
So there you have it... our bag of treats for a post-Halloween crowd full of chocolate and still trying to get the last of the grease paint off of their faces.
