Either the Who Asked You? Crew was abducted by aliens last night and our memories wiped clean, or something funky was going on with our multi-million dollar studio. This show is 42-seconds shorter than it should be. I can't explain it. I checked the file in two different editing programs and both show it coming up short. I double checked the timer and it seems fine, yet we don't clock out at one-hour. I'll be listening back to this show intently to see if it cuts out somewhere. That'd be where the aliens got us, or the recorder hiccuped. This is the first time this has ever happened. I'm at a complete loss. But, what's done is done, and our hilarity is just over 40-seconds shorter than it should be this week.
Even without those missing seconds we manage to cram in quite a bit of infotainment from the past week making this a pretty rowdy show. We have an impromptu taste testing of Samuel Adams' Grumpy Munk, Tasman Red and Dark Depths IPAs. And former Alaska Gubernatorial quitter, Sarah Palin makes a surprise appearance on the show with few words of wisdom. But that's not all! We make fun of Ryan Lochte for a minute, Dog the Bounty Hunter and his busty wife Beth and we decide to run for office on the show. Hopefully Dennis finds the time to plan out the first Who Asked You? election. We don't know what office we'll be running for, but we do know we'll be running against each other and we'll do a debate on the show. Hopefully this actually happens.
Something else actually happening is the remake of the 1985 classic, WEIRD SCIENCE starring Anthony Michael Hall and Ilan Mitchell-Smith. The announcement just came down, so there's no cast, director or release date yet. But Joel Silver, who worked on the original, is producing the re-imaging. They say the comedy will be different from the first. It'll be much more 'edgier' like THE HANGOVER. We've got some thoughts on this.
The movie theater business has a lot of acronyms. You've got NATO, UDITOA, CBG and DCI just to name a few. These letters are all teaming up to convert around 100 of the nation's drive-in theaters to digital projection. And in true Who Asked You? deviation fashion, this leads to a conversation about Janet Jackson's tits. Tune-in to find out how!
And the results of a new study tell us what we already knew. The size of a dude's junk DOES matter. At least, in Australia it does. Scientists there polled just over 100 women showing them computer generated male figures with flaccid penises. The figures, gray in color and completely featureless, ranged in height, weight, proportion and... length. In all, women liked a guy with a good shoulder-to-hip ratio. Women who were taller also preferred a taller fella. But those aren't the only results they came up with.
Also in Australia, Durex, the condom company, is working on some pretty high-tech undies. Called Fundawear, the undergarments are still in development. They feature small vibrating actuators strategically placed within the fabric that are controlled by an iPhone app. There's a bra and panties for her and a pair of boxer briefs for him. The app is touch and pressure sensitive, so the more and harder you press, the more your partner is going to feel it. We run wild with a number of scenarios involving the Fundawear. Don't miss it!
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's back to figuring out where those 42-seconds went.
