D.C. United's season is finally over, which can only mean one thing: it's time for Open Wide For Some Soccer's end-of-the-year sadstatastravaganza. Seth Vertelney (Goal), Pablo Maurer (DCist, Soccer by Ives) and Thomas Floyd (Goal, The Washington Times) are joined by lead Sadistician Dan Dickinson (Gothamist), who breaks down just how awful United have been this year.
The guys also talk about United's loss to Houston, with locker room audio from Chris Pontius and Bill Hamid - and chat about the crawlspace at RFK where Louis Crayton and Josh Wicks live. So sit back, put on your favorite depressing record, and OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER.
