They won't stop, even if you beg them to: Pablo, Seth and Thomas are back this week, in an all-MLS-transfer edition of Open Wide for Some Soccer. Talk about DCU's relatively hopeless moves? Check. Talk about the TFC dumpster fire? Check. Seattle, Portland, Dallas? Check, check, check. Talk about immigration reform and World War II? Check. So sit back, relax, and OPEN WIDE FOR SOME SOCCER
