Yep, I saw some of y'all Saints down at the costume store picking out your spooky outfit for this weekends pagan holiday, can't hide (I was only in there to use the restroom btw). And yes, I know that many of the churches across America will substitute Halloween with "Hallelujah" parties, dressing up like biblical characters (still bobbing for apples though Lol). Today on The Sir Walter Jones Show, we also have an alternative.. READ THE BIBLE.. DUH!
Did you not realize that there are some amazing, unbelievable and shocking stories in the Word of God that you have probably NEVER heard of? Tonight we discussed topics like:
1 - A Witch Hunt and the Walking Dead
2 - Demon Possessed Men
3 - Dinosaurs & Fire Breathing Dragons
4 - Gang Rape
5 - Bear Killing Meddling Children
6 - God telling people to eat their own Children
7 - Too Much Sperm and Having Sex Before Church
8 - Sex Dolls
9 - Donkey Size Penises
10 - Women Killed for Grabbing Men Testicles
11 - Jesus Grand Father Having Sex with his Prostitute Daughter-in-law
12 - Penis Tips as a Gift for a Bride
13 - Rape My Sister? I'll Murder Your Whole Town
..... And many more
TUNE IN at 4pm Central DAILY
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