I know you’ve had some whack-a-moles on with Judge Jodi, but how about you invite my friend Fiona on your show. She is under the impression that she is having a year-long Facebook messenger relationship with Chris Martin from Coldplay. She swear it’s him, I tell her to wake up. Last week she told me that she wants to fly to Argentina to meet with him at a Coldplay show in November. I can’t let this happen … help me stop this absurdity.
Cristina