Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show:
SHATG report (the G is silent);
How to watch the eclipse;
Eclipse specials and deals;
Five reasons Richard Simmons is a man;
Woody’s neighbor gave him a key to her house;
Message from school district regarding the eclipse;
Tommy Lee joined the mile high club;
Baseball umpires wear white wristbands to protest verbal abuse;
Volkswagen is bringing back the Transporter;
Two rounds of It Happened in Flori-duh;
And so much more!