* Titletown High, GMA drama, Kanye's Donda, NY Mets v. NY Mets fans, R Kelly trial highlights, ESPN gets duped, China hates video games, and the United States of A-Holes.* Don't forget to come see STP and whoever the hell is at our booth at Arts, Beats & Eats this upcoming weekend.* 30% COVID Rule: Some members of Kid Rock's band "attained" COVID. It's all because he attended the evil Sturgis Motorcycle Rally. An 88-year-old Georgia professor quits midclass because someone didn't want to wear a mask.* The New York Mets players hate the New York Mets' fans.* Evander Kane's divorce is going great.* Donald Trump turned down the offer to join DaBaby and Marilyn Manson at Kanye West's Donda concert. Evan Rachel Wood is angry. Chris Brown has been slighted. Kim Kardashian pretended to listen to Kanye's new album.* Jake Paul defeated Tyron Woodley in another YouTube Star vs Former Athlete boxing match. The fight in the stands were better.* Afghanistan is officially over.* Louisiana's pumps and power are better than Michigan's. Good job, DTE.* Joe Biden and Cedric Richmond are homeboys.* Titletown High is a nice distraction from the United States of Assholes.* Trudi has no interest in that football show, so she recommends The Serpent.*
