Just posted to KaraokeClubContest.com is the transcript from last night's Karaoke night: HOST: Oh, you came. Welcome to Depressing Karaoke Night. If you're not bummed yet, you totally will be. First up, we have Amanda coming up. Hi, Amanda. AMANDA: Hello. HOST: So, what are you preparing to sing for us tonight? AMANDA: "Dust in the wind." HOST: That's a buzz kill. AMANDA: Oh, for sure. HOST: Take it away. I'll be over on the side checking my 401(k). HOST: Amazing job. I can feel the apathy in the room. Next up is.Rodney. RODNEY: It's pronounced Rod-NAY. HOST: I should have guessed. So, what brings you out to Karaoke night? RODNEY: The urge to go out and mingle with people, but not actually connect with them. HOST: Good, good. So, what song are you going to sing? RODNEY: "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." Shout out to Gordon Lightfoot! HOST: To honor the singer/composer! RODNEY: No, my butcher. He gives me the best cuts. HOST: Your butcher is named Gordon Lightfoot, like the singer? RODNEY: What singer? HOST: The guy who wrote and sang the "Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald." RODNEY: Really? What are the odds? HOST: Pretty high, I would think. HOST: No, no, guys, come back, come back. We have to give our next singer a chance. Rodney, sit. Everyone sat for your song. So, next up is Dave. What are you going to sing? DAVE: Monster Mash. HOST: Leave. You have to leave right now. DAVE: Oh, man. HOST: That was a close one. Okay, let's bring up Debra now, everyone! DEBRA: It's pronounced Debra. HOST: What did I say? DEBRA: Debra. HOST: Noted. Okay, what song have you chosen for us? DEBRA: I'll be singing "Walking on Sunshine." HOST: Really? DEBRA: No, I'm kidding. I'll be singing "Cat's in the Cradle." This one's for you, dad! HOST: Terrific job.bouncers. Bill and Ted, our bouncers! Okay, people, settle down, settle down. Okay, not that much. Our next performer is Eric. Come on up, Eric! ERIC: I love this! Look time listener, first time singer! HOST: Brave choice. Now, what are you going to sing for us? ERIC: "Yesterday!" HOST: The perfect Beatles' song to bring down the room! Take it away, Eric. HOST: What an odd attempted medley. Depressing but for all the wrong reasons. Okay, it's our last song of the evening and I've been handed a note here, it's from one of our singers, Amanda, she wants all of tonight's performers to come up and join her for a song, so come on up, everyone, great, great. Everyone up? And the song will be.oh, no."Do They Know it's Christmas."
