Piledriver? I hardly know'er! Texas Hold 'em Poker? I hardly know'er! Buster Keaton? I hardly know'er! Incubator? I hardly know'er! Sandpaper? I hard'y know'er! Cheesegrater? I hardly know'er! Particle accelerator? I hardly know'er! Pez Dispenser? I hardly know'er! Everlasting gobstopper? I hardly know'er! Get to the chopper? I hardly know'er! Fifty-two-inch blade, seventeen horsepower zero turn lawnmower? I hardly know'er! Obnoxiously inappropriate coworker? I hardly know'er! Sexual harassment in the workplace complaint form folder? I hardly know'er! Your honor, I never knew'er!
