The banter between the girls is hilarious in this episode. Nichole Muller is back and we start the show with the High Maintenance Test. The results are not surprising. We play a fun “Would you rather” dating game. Some of the questions we discuss are:
Would you rather be broken up over text or in front of all your friends.
Would you rather be with a rich douche bag or a sweet, poor boyfriend.
Then we discuss if we would date a guy that goes tanning and we find out a secret trick guys use when they lay in the tanning bed. That turns into a whole discussion about beefcake guys, steroids, bitch tits and girls growing mini penises if taking too many steroids. Then we find out that there is a lot of gay for pay in Dallas. Especially Whitley and Gabrielle cannot hide their shock about what they are learning.
Then we are amazed about peoples fetishes that love to watch people eating food and actually pay to watch that. We return to more “Would you rather” questions. Then Nichole tells us that she did the Ancestry DNA Test and what she found out. Spider tells us about a clown dating website which leads Gabrielle informing everyone that one of her best friends growing up joined the circus for a summer in Austria. Gabrielle went to visit her there and what an experience that was. We end the show discussing 25 signs of a high maintenance man.
