Welcome to the Oceana News Network, home of all things INGSOC, where we bring you the latest from Big Brother himself.
To start things off, we talk about Party Member of the Month Maybor De Blasio of New York City. This forward thinking friend of Big Brother rolled out a brand new program to combat the Corona Virus! In order to serve The Party you can now take pictures of your friends and neighbors and snitch on them to the police! But some disruptive pro freedom extremists have hijacked the program and send pictures of their genitalia instead of ratting out their friends. How dare they
Also, CNN goes after Elon Musk, Facebook serves Big Brother, and the world continues to burn.
