Katy and Jack are off this week, so Darren presents another special “Best Of Southpaws.” By special request, this is a “Best Of Off The Cuff”, a collection of strange and bizarre news stories over the last 10 years. Here are the segments:
4-13-16: Four-year-old Bennett sent a love letter to Bailey, his crush, inviting her to “eat cheeses” with him.
7-21-17: A coffee company had to recall products because they contained the active ingredient in Viagra.
4-19-19: Part one: An Indiana man sued his parents after they threw away his collection of pornography.
9-3-21: Part two: An Indiana man was awarded $45,000 after he sued his parents for throwing away his pornography collection.
3-3-17: A Montcalm County, Michigan commissioner blamed chicken nuggets for allegedly driving while intoxicated.
11-25-15: A South Carolina strip club patron was punched in the face by a dancer after he told her she needed to lose weight.
4-6-16: A California man left his daughter in the car while he went to the strip club.
4-21-17: A Michigan man left his 1-year-old son in the car while he went into a strip club that Darren once worked at as the general manager.
8-30-19: An exotic dancer competing in the Miss Nude Australia contest accidentally set the club on fire.
4-30-21: A British teacher was banned from teaching for three years after he allegedly took students to a strip club.
9-24-21: A Boston school hired a party bus complete with stripper pole due to a shortage of bus drivers.
9-1-17: A gun was pulled as women fought over a notebook at a Novi, Michigan Wal-Mart.
3-15-19: A Michigan man was arrested after he shot a gun at a snow bank.
4-5-19: Arkansas neighbors were arrested after they shot each other with a gun while wearing a bulletproof vest.
5-24-19: A Washington state man shot himself in the groin. But he had more hidden surprises in his body.
9-25-20: An Oregon man shot himself in the groin.
9-25-20: A Vietnamese factory was caught washing used condoms and repackaging them as new.
9-18-20: A Maine woman is sought by authorities for putting dog poop in the mailboxes of Trump supporters.
3-26-21: A Texas wax museum had to remove their Donald Trump exhibit after guests attacked the wax statue.
8-20-21: A Michigan man had an emergency procedure performed to remove kidney beans from his urethra.
5-15-13: From the one year anniversary show: A Polk County, Florida school bus driver was arrested after she allegedly set up a fight between two teenage girls on her front lawn.
1-2-13: A Florida woman was arrested after assaulting her boyfriend over bad oral sex.
