BBB END OF YEAR SHOW
BBB Year End Awards 2019
1. The Cooney
2. The Great Debaters
3. Not so Great moments in White Privilege
4. You was MAD mad!
5. Bag-o-Dicks
6. Hallmark HOF
7.You ain’t shit (Duck Boat)award
1. The COONEY
•Richard Sherman: caping for a suspended white journalist that made comments about Lamar Jackson’s “Dark Hands and Dark Jersey with the Dark Ball” ep. 23
•Marcellus Wiley: Told Colin Kaepernick that he hadn’t “felt the full weight of oppression” and that he needed to “monetize it”. ep. 5 (Co-Winner)
•Candace Owens: (The defending champ) for her participation in the “Revolt Summit” and she testified to Congress that white nationalism and White Supremacy is not a problem in America. Ep 10 and 11 (Co-Winner-Share of title for 2 consecutive years)
*Dishonorable Mention: Silk and Shine (Diamond and Silk)
Tamy Kemp (Judge from Botham Trial)
2. GREAT DEBATER
•Nominee: Can Men and Women be Friends? Ep 17 (featuring Delaney) (Unanimous Winner)
•Nominee: How important is it to be enraged about the repeated defacing of Emmitt Till’s memorial sign? Ep 11
•Nominee: Did Jay-Z sell out? We Examined the deal Jay-Z took with the NFL and its effect on the movement started by Colin Kaepernick.
Ep. 4
(2018 Winner: Gardner and Dud Seed/ Smoked out at Daycare)
3. NOT SO GREAT MOMENTS IN WHITE PRIVILEGE
•Nominee: not so Great moments in White Privilege/ Amber Guyger gets leniency and a hug for the murder of Botham Jean (Botham’s brother and Amber go Chest to Chest in an embrace) ep 13
•Nominee: “Everyone learned about boundaries that day.” White woman gets body slammed outside of Popeyes for calling an employee the N word and a White teacher dresses as Common (Not Common Sense) for Halloween. Rapping “A.I. is the future” Ep 19 Black face teacher
•Nominee: Ol’ Town Road. Texas Rangers walk in a black man on horse back. Reminiscent of the fugitive slave act. Ep. 2
•Felicity Huffman and old Broad from Full House: college admissions scandal where celebrity defendants get 14 days in prison. Compared to poor black mothers in similar cases. Ep. 8 (Winner)
*Negroagran Dishonorable mention: Trump’s speech on the U.S.S. W.A.S.P.
(2018 Winner: Mother left kids at home alone, went to Europe)
4. YOU WAS MAD MAD
•Nominee: 1619 (Joe, et.al.) 400th anniversary of the first slaves in Virginia and the blue lives matter protests following the dismissal of Eric Garner’s murderer 5 years removed. Ep. 5 (Co-Winner)
•Nominee: Poisoning the Well (KC Stork) We got into a heated discussion stemming from the points of view expressed in the Atlanta “Revolt Summit”. Ep. 10
•Nominee: Anytime (10 meters) heard tale of racism, or sexism, or molestation of any sort. The tale of the Diddler, aka The Diddler Killer aka The DDD began on the old podcast, but has continued on passionately with a drunken aggression on the #3BPod. Be careful not to get “punched in the face”, you might be told to “burn yourself” and you could be randomly encouraged to “choke on a dick”. (Co-Winner)
*Honorable Mention: Frank aka Fransisco aka Francis aka Franky, quit the Negroagran (Too Soon?)👀
(2018 Winner: Rodger)
5. Bag of Dicks
Nominee: Missouri Man who flew to California with the sole purpose of setting 13 wildfires over a two day weekend. Ep. 12 (A dick)
•Nominee: Former Steeler, Former Raider, Former Patriot, Former NFL All Pro Wideout, Former Summer Frost Bite Victim, Former leather helmet enthusiast, Former citizen not accused of rape, Antonio Brown. Ep. 7 and Ep. 11
•Nominee: (Late Entry!!!) Iowa woman accused of two counts of attempted Vehicular Homicide last week. Against a Mexican Girl and Black Boy. Ep. 25 ( half a bag)
•Nominee: (Defending Champ), Individual 1, an “also ran” for “Time’s Person of the Year”, Puppet of Putin, Laughing stock of NATO, defender of Saudi Oil, but not of Syrian Kurds, mocker of the in-firmed and teenagers alike, a man willing to claim responsibility for government shutdowns and walls that existed long before his administration, repeated violator of the emoluments clause, International Internet Troll, the Occupant of the White House and subject of 2 Articles of Impeachment, Donald John Trump aka Fat Nixon aka Orange Julius (2xWinner)
6. “Hallmark HOF” Feel good stories.
•Toni Morrison celebration of life. Ep 1
•Announcements and Celebrations Ep 20
(House warming, Graduation, Wedding Announcement, and reminder of 2 weddings this year, reminder of a new job in Austin and growing bond of friendship.) (Winner))
•Call for Black Men to Teach Ep 15 (featuring the Soulja)
(2018 Winner: Marquise Goodwin)
7. YOU AIN’T SHIT (Duck Boat Award)
•Let’s Dive In: We begged for chaperones, none showed. The brothers were not supervised as we discussed the disqualification of an Black Female High School Alaskan swimmer for a uniform violation. Ep. 8 (Winner)
•“Triple D Podcast” a.k.a Dirty Dick Diddler: 10 meters used the restroom in the middle of the podcast and it was questionable weather hands were washed. You go back and listen for running water. The KC Stork then decided it was time to launch a new podcast. #TripleDPodcast. Ep. 22
•Bag of Skillets: We pick on sensationalist left wing media star. A former Lane Bryant model who has traded in his Double D’s for skinny Jeans, though he’s maintained that luxurious conk. His resumè includes Reverend and Civil Rights Leader, but evidently not Spelling B Champ. A man who has obviously never been on “The Paseo” in Kansas City Missouri with a Bag of Skittles and Iced Tea. Al Sharpton. Ep. 21
(2018 Winner: The Duck Boat)
*Negroagran Dishonorable Mention: The Magic Negro Award Show
