Today we're in Belgium to meet an orphaned princess and the buff-and-ready Count that has imprisoned her. Luckily, she's got seven swan friends who are eager to help her out of her jam. But the swans have their own backstory—and their own curse. Thanks to a mysterious silver knight, everyone's stories will converge right at the spot where the river forks.
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