We're in Poland this week to meet Princess Ladna and her army of suitors. She chooses Prince Dobrotek, but one magic dwarf hidden among the rejects is unhappy with the process. The dwarf kidnaps the princess, kicking off an epic battle involving a magic horse, a Basilisk mountain, an invisible cap, and—of course—some golden armor. Because every princess crazy for a Sharp Dressed Man. Join us!
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