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How did Tom C. and Johnny T. get into Scientology?
The drawbacks of time travel.
Origins of the Brown Lightsaber.
We contemplate the fate of the Menehune, at the hands of the ruthless Samoan conquerors. Also, what the f×ck is up with Micronesia? Turns out, not much.
A quick word about Labor Day in the Outro.