HEADLINES
— Mike Tyson says he smokes around $40K worth of weed a month at his ranch
— Washington Capitals executive Sergey Kocharov wins $1 million lottery prize
— Lakers center DeMarcus Cousins suffers torn ACL
— Reds rookie Aristides Aquino continues record pace with another homer
— Alex Rodriguez has $500,000 worth of items stolen from rental car, per report
— Gregg Popovich calls Colin Kaepernick’s fight for social justice ‘a very patriotic thing’
SUPER HEADLINE
— Ohio State has market cornered on THE dumbest ideas
GOIN’ IN [NFL reaches for atonement with Jay-Z]
FROM THE VAULT … [Michael Phelps wins record 8th gold medal in an Olympiad – 08.17.2008]
DOLT OF THE WEEK [Antonio Brown]
CHAMPIONS PERSONIFIED [Simone Biles]
