Declaration: https://www.archives.gov/founding-docs/declaration-transcript
Spaceballs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnG7LdAsbnw
Sam Faddis: https://andmagazine.com/talk/2021/12/23/democratic-lawmakers-want-to-give-the-taliban-9-4-billion/
Tweet: https://twitter.com/cliftonaduncan/status/1474085847754493954?s=20
