Please enjoy us for a night of high society, culture, arts, and entertainment won't you...
-Would you rather have to swim 20 km, or sprint 5 km?
-Would your rather cum a little bit every time you farted, or fart a lot every time you cum?
-Discount or miscount
-Would you rather go to a zoo and be allowed to feed the animals, or go to a museum and be allowed to touch the artwork?
