Take off that belt and unbutton your pants, it's time to gorge yourself on cooked meats and brown food...
-Would you rather have a delicious thanksgiving dinner with total strangers, or a disgusting thanksgiving dinner with family?
-Would you rather eat your weight in turkey in under 24 hours or kill a turkey the same size as you with your bare hands?
-All or Nothing
-Would you rather eat a thanksgiving dinner made entirely of gas station food or prepare an entire thanksgiving meal from scratch using supplies from a college dorm room?