Are you alone right now? Aren’t we all? Except for me because I’m being targeted by a multi-interest black-ops. “Forget it, Jake, It’s Chinatown.” Except low key don’t forget it, Jake, because I got stalked to Chinatown by a lady who was probably being coached by a person in a van to create the illusion that I have been cursed and it’s not Scientology harassing me at all. I only wanted to save money on bento boxes for the week.