Gary and Selena spiral through internet scams, workplace downtime, Target boycotts, Pride displays, gender panic, childhood innocence, early internet porn, dial up trauma, sex education confusion, cultural outrage cycles, social media overexposure, and how adult anxieties get projected onto kids. The conversation veers into nostalgia, hypocrisy, corporate performative values, sexual discovery, generational differences, moral panic, and the strange discomfort people feel when everything collides in public spaces. The episode blends dark humor, uncomfortable honesty, and long tangents about culture losing its mind in real time.