Grant and Cait kick off an uncensored Couples Therapy simulcast with chaotic “horny honey” experiments, unexpected side effects, and the kind of intimate oversharing that instantly shocks new listeners. They bounce between marriage routines, Cait’s new glasses and eye doctor mishaps, and the darkest possible dinner-table topics like vomiting horror stories, fast-food aftermath, and whether certain “kinks” should ever exist.
Grant and Cait dig into how they met, how their personalities clash and complement, and the very real pet peeves that can turn a normal night into a full-blown argument. They also unpack family reactions to the podcast, conspiracy tolerance, jealousy misunderstandings, and why planning dinner has somehow become one of the most dangerous parts of married life. The episode closes with an absurd mushroom-fueled misunderstanding, podcast “rotation” paranoia, aging panic, and a final riddle that sets the tone for exactly what this series is going to be.
