This one starts with apartment-life paranoia (kids outside, earthquakes, and Travis Kelce doing “cool black dad” voice), then immediately swan-dives into: Little People, Big World Airbnb guests allegedly filming porn in the farmhouse, ethically impossible “would you rather” questions, and the True Detective finale fallout (Navarro’s disappearing act and why the ending feels like a rushed group project).
From there it’s Yellowjackets delays, Dance Moms supremacy, AI drama (Gemini getting heat for refusing “white achievement” prompts), and the rise of car-free “15-minute city” living in Tempe—aka a neighborhood built for people who are scared of driving and love telling you about it. We wrap with Malia Obama discourse, Machine Gun Kelly’s full-body blackout tattoo, and the timeless premium tradition: arguing about dinner until someone says “Greek burger.”
