Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks jokes.
A New York Woman stole a Snowman to Buy Drugs. She thought she could trade the giant crack rock for heroin.
A New Jersey state trooper is accused pulling over women just to ask them out on dates. Giving a new meaning to Stop & Frisk.
Spain plans to replace 'Nazi time zone' with GMT, allowing the United States to use the name to replace Central Time.
Scientists are Racing To Preserve Climate Change Data Before Trump Takes Office. As it turns out they are doing about as good at saving data as they are in saving the planet.
The Library of Congress picked 25 "culturally, historically or aesthetically significant" American movies for preservation in the National Film Registry including the 'Lion King,' 'Princess Bride,' and 'The Birds'. Sadly, Titanic did not make the listing sinking into contention for next year.
An Indiana community recently lifted a 60-year-old ban on pinball. The lift comes after a neighboring town lifted a ban on dancing.
A woman has died after falling into a giant mixer that was stirring molten chocolate. The woman was reported to be a huge fan of Willy Wonka.
NASA researchers says Earth is long overdue for ‘extinction-level’ event. To which most Americans responded, what do you call November 8th?
These are the jokes for January 3, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
