Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
A Grandmother Realized She's Been Praying To A 'Lord of the Rings' Figure For A Decade. Explaining why she always referred to it as here “precious”.
One company has come out with a Device that will turn your fruit into cider that will get you drunk. It has already made it on every inmates Amazon Wish List.
Japan Has Cut Obesity to 3.5% in a Controversial Way That Wouldn't Fly in America. And it’s called Fat Shaming.
'Daredevil' Jumps From Balcony To Pool. Misses. Sets-Up GoFundMe Page For $250,000 Hospital Bill. America sets up a GoFundMe Page to sterilize him.
78-Year-Old Indian Woman Eating Sand is Key to Her Good Health. It is not however a key to good skin.
A Driver in the UK lost a car in parking garage -- for six months. Finally her husband got off the couch and found it.
A Family Has Been Living In The Arctic Circle Since 2013 In A Self-Built House Under A Solar Geodesic Dome. Along with them was Stephen Baldwin and Paulie Shore.
Clinique Introduces Crayola Crayons You Can Use On Your Face. Otherwise known as makeup.
These are the jokes for January 10, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
