Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
The D.O.D. wants "biodegradable training ammunition loaded with specialized seeds to grow environmentally beneficial plants. So your death and funeral can happen all at once.
A viral video shows a Brazilian man winning 3.5 Million Dollars In Roulette. Only to be robbed in a gas station bathroom by a fake swim team.
A California shoe company is recalling a series of work boots that leave swastika imprints on the ground. They were known as the David Dukes.
A book of short stories has been returned to a San Francisco library 100 years after the due date. Making it the longest book of short stories ever read.
A Virginia man used 300,000 pennies to pay sales tax on two cars at the Department of Motor Vehicles. When he found that he overpaid, he let them keep the change.
An Elderly Woman was arrested for Making Fur Coats with Neighbor's Cats. Proving that there is in fact only one way to skin a cat.
Swiss town denies passport to Dutch vegan because she is ‘too annoying’. Or in other words acts like a vegan.
Lady Liberty depicted as African American on new $100 coin. Coining the new phrase “making it hail”.
These are the jokes for January 17, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
