Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
TrumpSingles.com is a Donald Trump Singles Dating Website. And just like Trump’s wives they are gold diggers from Russia.
Children's health experts are calling Sugar the 'alcohol of the child’. What they meant to say was Meth.
Donald Trump is set to Meet Vladimir Putin In Iceland As First Foreign Presidential Trip. Or as they are calling it, a Honeymoon.
Giuliani Made a 9/11 Sex Joke at Pre-Inauguration Luncheon. Just like 9/11 it killed.
An Unusual Rat Virus Struck 8 People in Illinois and Wisconsin. Scientist came back and said, “Never mind, that’s just how people in those states look.”
A Public poll was taken to decide where the Jupiter probe should point its camera. The answer was of course was Uranus.
$70,000 worth of cocaine was found inside Jamaican beef patties. The agents were surprised it wasn’t full of weed.
Drug lord "El Chapo" Guzman was extradited from Mexico to the US. He was captured during his binge watching of Netflix’s hit series Narcos.
Scientists will live in a dome for 8 months to simulate Mars. For support they brought along Pauly Shore and Stephen Baldwin.
These are the jokes for January 24, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
