Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
A Florida wildlife park is drawing viral attention thanks to an unusual resident -- an albino alligator with all-white skin and pink eyes. It’s the first white minority in Florida’s history.
A study released says that dabbing your pizza can help lower the fat in slice. While doing the Whip and Nae Nae will get you kicked out of the party.
It was reported that Donald Trump's Name in Chinese is Pronounced 'Tay Long Poo'. To which Russia replied, I think you mean He Lik Pee.
North Korea is preparing to host an annual international marathon. The winner will receive $10,000, the losers will have to stay in North Korea.
San Francisco has the lowest percentage of kids of any major U.S. city, but the largest amount of crybabies.
An American man was accused of aiding ISIS by sending them gift cards. To be fair all of them were for AmazonDotBomb.
A nutritionist was asked to pick the healthiest items on McDonald's menu. The nutritionist responded by saying, just eat a happy meal, box.
A Florida woman has been charged after police say she hit an officer with a used tampon. Witnesses called it a blood bath.
These are the jokes for January 31, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
