Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
Homicides in Mexico rose by 22 percent in 2016 the highest rate of increase since the height of the drug war. When President Trump was asked about it, he said some of those, I assume, were good people.
Iran on Friday banned U.S. wrestlers from participating in competition in response to President Donald Trump's executive order. The Iron Sheik was relieved that he could retain his belt for one more year.
A new study found there is a strong link between the loss of sense of smell and death. Which makes sense because if you are dead, you probably can’t smell.
A former Royal Canadian Mint employee who stole 22 pieces of gold by hiding them in his rectum has been sentenced to prison. He already has a prison nickname, Goldanus.
Artificial intelligence has made history by beating humans in poker, the last remaining game in which humans had managed to maintain the upper hand. Unless, of course, you’ve ever been to Las Vegas.
A New Jersey Girl Scout Who called Cookies 'Flavorless, Gluten-Free Wasteland' sold More Than 16,000 Boxes. Proving that anyone who eats gluten free has no taste.
The radiation level at Fukushima power plant has reached the highest level since the core meltdown in March 2011. In other news Mothra and Godzilla have been sited at Fukushima.
These are the jokes for February 7, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
