Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
An Omaha man is accused of trying to start Pokemon Go turf war. Police have advised against wearing red, blue, or yellow around Pokestops.
Scientists in Iceland have Successfully Drilled Into A Volcano's Belly. And of course it spewed.
Domino's is now offering a wedding registry. It’s intended for those who want extra discomfort in their bowels while saying their vows.
Wikipedia has called Daily Mail a 'unreliable' source for website. This from the only encyclopedia anyone can modify.
A former journalist has created An Algorithm to Spot Serial Killers. White, Mid to Late 30s, Religious, Sexual Frustrated or Confused. So just start at the White House.
The 2018 Winter Olympics is 1 year away. Donald Trump replied, “I can’t wait to see how many medals we win for Russia.”
According to scientist, Humans are causing the climate to change 170 times faster than natural forces. Most of that is due to hot air coming out of Washington DC
Omarosa of Apprentice fame, went to the hospital for an injury she suffered at the White House. Sources say the President grabbed her too hard.
An 'Orange Alligator' Has Been Spotted In North Carolina. The secret service were confused on how they lost the President.
These are the jokes for February 14, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
