Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
A police officer filed a discrimination lawsuit after he was told to 'tone down his gayness'. To which he replied flame on.
Katy Perry has released a shoe named after Hillary Clinton, it’s called second place.
The founder of Little Caesars has admitted to discreetly paying Rosa Parks' rent for years, as she would never eat the pizza he sent.
A man stood under the loose P of a stores sign in hopes that it would fall and he could sue. Turns out It wasn’t the first time he hung around to get pee on him.
A college student in Ohio won the title of best grocery bagger. He also won the award for least likely to succeed.
A report has found Canada has worst ER wait time, proving that poutine is the silent killer.
A Michigan Teacher has been investigated for duct taping a student to a chair to control their hand gestures. Proving that even deaf students have a filthy vocab.
Scientists have uncovered a Continent Hiding In Plain Sight called Zealandia, and by in plain sight they mean in the Lord Of the Rings books.
Scientists have created a robot called 'Plan Bee' to mimic how bees pollinate flowers and crops. It also drops off drugs to get over your one-night stand.
These are the jokes for February 21, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
