Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
A Body was found in a closet at Hollywood's Magic Castle. Talk about a skeleton in a closet.
Ikea has created a Quick-Assembling Refugee Shelter that Lasts Up To 3 Years. Which is still not long enough to outlast the Trump presidency.
Former President Barack Obama caused a scene when he visited an office building in New York City he was met by cheers and one boo. The building was Trump Tower.
Police have discovered an "enormous" cannabis farm in an underground nuclear bunker. Unfortunately all the food had already been eaten.
Belief in demons and evil spirits is linked to poorer mental health, according to research published in the Journal for the Scientific Study of Religion. Which explains why Hillary Clinton did so poor on the election trail.
A Miami gym owner has been arrested on charges of selling steroids from China. His clients were both pumping and injecting iron.
A Russian Programmer has 3D-Printed a T-800 Terminator Robot Complete with Artificial Intelligence. It is currently sitting in the White House.
A study has found that Men who exercise more may have lower libidos. And men who fail to exercise reduce a woman’s libido.
These are the jokes for February 28, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
