Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
100-Year-Old Woman Gots Arrested Because It Was On Her to "Bucket List". The sexual assault she received however was not.
Two Harvard administrators are accused of embezzling cash from the disabled for sex toys. In the end they only screwed themselves.
A Florida man was arrested for repeatedly stealing his neighbor's underwear from her garage. SWAT had to be called in for a panty raid.
A group of high school students were suspended for forming human swastika. Sadly it took away from the hard work of the Jewish students and their human pyramid.
Home Depot is the latest retailer to announce that it's hiring, saying that it's aiming to fill more than 80,000 jobs in time for the springtime rush. They are proud they won’t have to lay anyone off since Trump will just be deporting them.
A Nonprofit is protesting circumcision across Florida. Their motto? Cut it out.
A 'Smart Condom' has been created, it is a FitBit that Measures Performance During Sex. It’s not however ribbed for her pleasure.
One woman's dream wedding will take place in a Taco Bell while she's wearing a dress made of burrito wrappers. He soon to be husbands plans to run to the border.
These are the jokes for March 7, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
