Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
Double-beds are coming to business class on some airlines. Now you can get down to business and join the mile high club.
Greek farmers clashed with police during a reforms protest. One officer commented, “I’ve never seen so many hoes.”
There's a new Dating App For Finding People As Lazy As You Are. But no one is using it.
James Corden Revealed he once spanked Donald Trump's butt. That explains whom Donald Trump grabbed.
Nobody has seen Richard Simmons for over 1,000 days. And no one is looking for him.
California wants to tax liquor to pay for tampons. Making it less likely anyone will want to order a bloody Mary.
Uber self-driving cars are coming back to California roads. Officials in California have stated that drivers have no need to worry as the 405 will still be a parking lot.
A 5-foot-long dead shark was left in the parking lot of a Florida Wal-Mart just days before another dead shark was found nearby. Luckily no Disney World children were found in it’s stomach.
Amazon has brought Prime to Mexico. All of the packages are delivered by mule…drug mule.
These are the jokes for March 14, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
