Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
A Florida man has been charged with giving illegal butt injections that left a woman in the hospital. He is now getting similar injections in prison.
The LA Sherrifs Dept. Wasted 100K on Gold Belt Buckles. Even more wasteful was the matching gold watches.
The Chicago River Has Been Dyed Green for St. Patricks Day. Making it even healthier than Flint water.
A Man has died while charging his iPhone and using it in the bath. It was the first and last time the iDead feature was used.
Eddie Murphy is reportedly working on a 'Coming to America' Sequel. It’s called Deported From America.
A Man has been arrested for pleasuring himself at McDonald's. In other news McDonalds is introducing a Happy Ending Meal.
Dog the Bounty Hunter has become the victim of crime. And his barber was charged with committing it.
A Kentucky Woman was arrested after entering the Hall of Justice with a loaded gun and a bottle of rum. She was also heard singing Yo Ho Yo Ho, A pirate’s life for me.
A Blind woman says she and her guide dog were kicked off plane. Or at least what smelled like a plane.
These are the jokes for March 21, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
