Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
A 94-year-old American woman is celebrating more than four decades of working at McDonald's restaurants. Until, she gets turned into a Quarter pounder with cheese.
Miami Beach Police Department has purchased Two Drones. just in time for spring break.
Huma Abedin says she’s working hard on her marriage with Anthony Weiner. But, not as hard as Carlos Danger is working on sexting teens.
RESEARCHERS have uncovered the real secret to making your job suck less, by making your spouse suck more.
A Stray Cat that Wandered Into Nursing Home recieved a Permanent Job Offer. He’ll be there 9 times longer than the residents.
A report has stated that Robots could take over 38 percent of US jobs within about 15 years, As of now they have take over 100% of jobs in the bedroom.
A Florida wild fire started by book burning destroyed at least 10 homes. And trees used for making more books.
1 in 4 people believe robots would make better politicians. The other three were robots.
Hillary Clinton has a Whiskey Named After Her As a Tribute to Women in History. Tasters described the flavor as old and bitter.
These are the jokes for March 28, 2017. I’m James Creviston and this is You Already Know.
