Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
White House Unveiled Melania Trumps Official FLOTUS Portrait, the photo has been touched up more than any woman Trump has had alone.
So many journalists have been killed in Mexico this year that one newspaper is shutting down in other news a paper of just obituaries is really taking off.
Reports show that Elizabeth Warrens office paid female staffers 71% of what male staffers made in 2016. As they only worked 71% of each month.
Arctic Ground Squirrels Re-Experience Puberty Every Spring. Which explains why they always have a high pitched voice.
A group of High school journalists investigated a new principal's credentials forcing her to resign. When asked about it, she took off her mask and said “And I would have gotten away with it if it wasn’t for those meddling kids.”
Man infected with pig disease in freak laboratory accident, it was reported he got it by sowing his oats.
A Cannibalism Study has Found that People Are Not That Nutritious and that American are high in fat.
An Undocumented Man Whose Wife Voted For Trump Has Been Deported. On the bright side he saved money on the divorce.
These are the jokes for April 11, 2017. I’m James Creviston you and this is You Already Know.
