Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
Nicholas Cage married his 26-year-old girlfriend Riko Shibata in Las Vegas. It was another role that he acted in that no one believed.
A Dutch survey found that young people are spending half of their stimulus checks on stocks; the rest was taken by their parents for rent.
Scientists discovered what they are calling the “Lamborghini” of chariots in the ruins of Pompeii. The chariot has already been excavated and pimped by Xzibit.
Tinder has reported that dating profiles with the words “covid vaccinated” and “fully vaccinated” have made those profiles more desirable. While posting a nude with an “I Voted Sticker” has shown to get your profile shared on Parler.
A new United Nations report found that 17% of the food produced globally each year is wasted. It turns out none of the parents threatening to send their children’s food to Africa has ever followed through.
The world's first 3D-printed school is planned for Madagascar. Unfortunately due to permit issues, once it’s built they’ll have to move it, move it.
University researchers have found that conversations between people usually do not end when either partner in the conversation wants them to end. Researches recommend that people no longer communicate outside of texts.
These are the jokes for March, 15 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.
