Welcome to You Already Know, the podcast with jokes about news you already know. My name is James Creviston and I am a comedian in Los Angeles. Here are this weeks news jokes.
Two men claim they're the rightful owner of a $1.9 million Ferrari. A Judge has said if they can’t work it out, he will cut in in half so they can each own the Ferrari.
Half-ton of marijuana valued at over $8 million was found by dog on routine traffic stop. And that was just what Joe Rogan had in his pocket.
A Virginia man’s Airbnb stay took a turn after he discovered a concealed room behind his air vent. The room wasn’t anything sinister just where they kept President Biden between photo ops.
A fitness center in Florida has introduced hens and roosters to its yogi sessions. Guests can have chickens walk, peck, poop, and lay eggs while they perform yoga and then after the session decide which one will be lunch.
Australian police fined a toddler and his father after the toddler steered the father’s car around a car park. The police became suspicious that the child was not old enough to drive when he tried to buy diapers and formula in a drive thru.
These are the jokes for March 22, 2021. I’m James Creviston you can find me on YouTube and this is You Already Know.
