Jason, Andy and Brian try discussing the 1982 toe tapper The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. In the movie, big breasted Dolly P. and horse hung Burt R. fight pumpkin pie headed freak Dom D. while Chuck D. dances around. Also, Andy finds a used condom and tricks Jason into blowing it up like a balloon, but the joke backfires when Brian pops it and now everyone has to buy new shirts.
