Skateboarding is obviously not a crime. Apparently trespassing in order to go skateboarding is a crime. Add some graffiti and overly aggressive bored local cops, and you have the latest Tales From The Fritz. This story took place back in the Boyz high school days at a skatepark that was a bigger let down than getting laid for the first time. It didn't take long for the township to realize what a giant waste of money said park was, so before you know it the gates were closed forever.
The fence wasn't all that diffcult to climb and that meant sessions were going to continue. Nobody wants to skate a crappy park they have to pay for, but you might as well skate a crappy park for free. One fateful day the cops decided they had enough. With a hotheaded detective flying into the park it quickly became fight or flight. Nanner and McGill both selected flight and went their separate ways. Hear how it all played out...