Bob finds out that even more of his high school classmates have died, while Miles is still on the mend. In other hopeful news, the Old Man stops by. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/UcksmQ91k3M Bob finds out that even more of his high school classmates have died, while Miles is still on the mend. In other hopeful news, the Old Man stops by. [su_qrcode data="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/24/death-watch//" title="Death Watch" link="https://www.staticradio.com/2026/02/24/death-watch/" ——————————–Bad AI Transcript of the show this week——————————- You can keep singing, Miles. Go ahead and sing. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Oh, my. Bob wax it to Jessica Pandy. Hey everyone, this is Miles. Hey Miles. Hey Jim. Jim from the doors. Wink. Yeah, I don't buy it. Yeah, I think that is him. I don't even know what I'm doing. Look, look, there's my little pit. There I am right there. Oh. Is that right there? It's hard to see your name's cover now. Is that Hulk Hogan? No, that's my logo for my podcast, The Old Man's Podcast. Oh, okay. Oh, I see it now. Okay. I don't see it. I don't see it. I can't see it. Well, you got cartoon eyes, Bob. That's true. I'm looking through cartoons. You got cartoon eyes.
How do I make my screen small to join? I mean, like we were, we had the three screens up there. If you go to the bottom and click on the little four squares, you go… There you go. There you go. Welcome, everybody. Miles is still alive. We're on Death Watch. Yeah, I'm back. Miles is on Death Watch, so thankfully he's not dead. The devil tried to get me, but… Actually, I was just going to log in and listen, listen to you guys. And then I started clicking buttons. And before I know it, bing, bang, boom, here I am. There he is. Yeah. I'm here. I'm not listening to the show. I am in the show. You're in the show. That's what happens. Dan Haggerty. I was going to say Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse. Yeah. This is a good old boy.
Never meaning no harm. All you ever saw in the trouble with the law since the day they was born. Yeah. Miles is wearing his Daisy Dukes in memory. How Kamala can see in Miles is just that profile pic. That's why he looks like a dumb guy. Yeah. Oh, so I get it. So you guys are incognito. Nobody knows what you guys really look like. And everybody look at me and go, oh, they're going to. Yeah. Well, you look like 100 other people at Christmastime. What do you mean? I've had death threats. So I just kind of use that picture at this point. I'm going to be honest with this. Not even his own picture. Yeah. No, it's true. He has in the past. He did have death threats. Oh, yeah.
We're not talking about a lot of stuff. You can go read them if you want. Your comedy is that bad? Yeah. Well, maybe misdirected. I stepped on some sacred ground, so to speak. Yeah, people are too touchy. I don't know, man. I don't know when people want to drown me in a lake and stuff like that. This was decades ago even. Yeah. Well, actually, we started our careers being threatened. Yeah, that's true. In college, we were on the radio in college. If you play that song again, I'm going to come up there and kill you. No kidding. Amazing. I guess maybe I've had death threats. I don't know. But I think if I had, I've just laughed at him. Yeah, sure. Whatever. I'm an old man.
Now? Now you're gonna speed up the process? Yeah, this is what 30 some years ago i was a young man. I didn't want to die. I still don't come on. Man, man. I wrestle with the grim reaper every day. You look like richard dreyfus a little bit. Oh, my goodness. It's Mr. Holland's opus. Yeah. Really? Yeah, a little bit, yeah. Did he have a beard in that movie? I don't think he did in that one, but he's got one now, I think. Yeah. Hoopa. Drive the boat. Hoopa. So the old man's with us. We got Miles, who's still alive and kicking. Yeah. Good job. I was going to tell a story about, you know, Miles had a, we'll say a near-death experience. Why not?
Okay. Right. Yeah. And he's still recovering from it. And then he commented last week about how all these people I've known, not just him, but I've known have passed away. And so this last weekend, I was helping a friend of mine do some stuff. And we went to school together, high school. And I got like about 10 more people on the list, Miles. What? Yeah, he's like, oh, yeah. So he's like, hey, did you know this David guy, he died from cancer? I'm like, what? When did this happen? Oh, my God. I spent like six hours learning about all these people who have died slowly over an afternoon. What about that girl you screwed in the rock quarry? Is she still alive? She's still alive, yes. What about the girl that held your penis at Burger King? Is she still alive?
Still alive. Still alive. Mostly men have died. Mostly guys. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I was just like, what? It was like non-stop. We'd talk about something and they'd be like, yeah, oh yeah, so-and-so died. I'm like, what? Where was I? Where have I been? I got a story for you. What's up? A guy I went to school, a friend of mine in high school, when we graduated. Did he die? No. He joined the Tucson Police Department. And he had been there for a couple of years. And I went down and I hooked up with him. And I started asking him about all the people we went to school with. And he goes, oh, yeah, we get these perp books to look at, you know, people with mugshots. He goes, yeah, I see people in there all the time. I go, really? He goes, yeah. I flip through the book and I go, oh, he's dead.
Oh, yeah, he died. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he's in jail. It's like an after-school yearbook. It's like the never-ending after-school special. I'm only a perp. You're the angel dust. You know, well, I'm at that age, Bob, where every, you know, people I know, everybody's dying around me. I mean, it's like, you know, it's like my neighbor, Bob, he's a couple of years older than me. He's the guy I used to go golfing with. And he'd say, he'd come over, he'd go, hey, hey, old man, you know, we're next. I go, what are you talking about? He goes, everybody's dying. You and I, we're left. We're the only ones left. We're next. I'm going, hey, get away from me, morbid. death angel it's a death angel. I mean, it's one thing, I mean, you expect that you're you know, your folks, your parents, and whatnot yeah aunts and uncles, all that is expected because of the progression of time, but yeah, your your compadres right your peers you're not ready, I'm not ready for that. This is terrible. I'm never ready for someone to tell me somebody died. Like, I had a
a person I went to school with contacted me and said, oh, my mother passed away. And I'm going, oh. And I'm starting to think, well, I'm getting, you know, well, that's kind of sad. She goes, yeah, she was 96. And I go, yeah, 96, yeah. Yeah, well. Yeah, it should be expected. Yeah, that's like. I mean, how are you supposed to, and right then I realized, I don't know, how am I supposed to feel when it's like, you know, 96, 98, 100? Well, all right, well. Hey, good! Yay! About time. You feel like about time or it's like, well, congratulations. What? You mean this was a decade ago? Didn't I send you a card already? That must be some kind of record. Yeah. But the kind of the side effect of all this is then, of course, you have to tell stories about, oh, I remember them. You know, I'm like, oh, yeah, David, he was a dick. That guy was the worst. I want someone. I want
I want someone to be like that for me. I want someone to tell weird stories. Well, the other thing was, so David's wife, I went to school with him. Him and his wife, they met in high school. They were dating. And his wife kept trying to flash her pussy in class all the time. That was the other memory. I'm like, well, David's wife, Angie, she used to always like spread it. spread her legs and flip her skirt up in class, science class. She'd be like, did you see it? You're like, what? I'm such an idiot. I'm sitting there. I'm like, what is going on? We were sitting in science class and I was like, I don't know, maybe two people away or whatever. She keeps doing this. Everybody's like, ah! I'm like, what? What is going on?
I'm like, they got married? I didn't even know that. Well, she kept sending him invitations. Oh. It was like Morse code. Yeah. It worked. That is strange. How come I never had any strange people like that? No. Well, yeah, she kept asking, you know. It was like, it was really weird. I was just, you just have to, you know, it's like, this is not normal. Somebody asked me about someone that I knew a while ago, and I was like, oh, yeah, yeah, I know. And I went into this big story about him, and I'm telling this story. And then halfway through the story, it dawns on me that it's a scene out of a movie I saw. It wasn't a story about him. I mean, how do you get out of that? How do you get out of that afterwards? Yeah, he fell in love with Winona Ryder. Yeah.
I didn't even realize I went to school with Winona until I tell this story. Who knows? Yeah, I was in the back of a car. I don't remember. But all these things kind of come out whenever you get around people that you hadn't, you know, haven't had a long period of time where you're kind of sitting around shooting the, you know, the shit. And it's like, oh, yeah, look, this comes, you know, this happens and that happens, you this person's dead now. And, you know, then they, you know, it just all kind of intertwines into this weird situation. But yeah, I was, uh, I'm trying to think that was probably one of the weirder stories that came out of our conversation was, uh, Angie showing herself in science class. That sounds like the makings of a Hallmark movie. Certainly an eighties comedy. Yeah. Yeah.
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