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This Week In this episode of "LeMent Tonight," host Bob LeMent welcomes comedian Miles Tidal from Aurora, Illinois, who delivers a series of humorous roasts aimed at Bob. The banter includes jokes about Bob's past and his questionable habits, such as an anecdote about a painful encounter with a buoyant pool toy. Miles shares his interest in collecting sports memorabilia, including a prized autograph from Walter Payton, while discussing his financial limitations. The conversation takes a comedic turn as they play games, including a segment where Miles offers the worst advice possible. They also touch on humorous personal stories, such as Miles' awkward moments and his family's disapproval of certain jokes. The episode wraps up with Miles promoting his presence on TikTok and Static Radio, encouraging viewers to check him out. Miles Tidal https://youtube.com/live/ttCNkq9KEU0 Bad AI Transcript Hey everybody. Welcome to LeMent tonight. Hey, our guest tonight is Mr. Miles Title. Miles Title, no one knows who you are. But you're here tonight on Lament Tonight. Direct from Aurora, Illinois. Sometimes funny, always filthy. Okay. The filthy stylings of Mr. Miles Title. That's right. Miles, why don't you regale us with a few zingers here. All right. Well, welcome to the roast of Bob Lament. Oh my gosh. I should have known this was coming. The roast of Bob Lament here. All right. Now, if I can just read my own writing, this is going to be really good. So here we go. I'll try not to blow this, but thank you. I'm sure you will blow it. I will blow it. Just like. Oh, may I start? Yeah, go ahead. Hey, I met Bob.at film school, believe it or not. Yeah. He looked like a fat Ted Nugent. Now he just looks like a present day Colin. I'm cracking myself up. He had some jacked up teeth, man. He really did, man. He wrote a book about it. 50 shades of gray. Yeah. He said medicine he took as a child has colored his teeth. But I knew it was linked to his life time supply of good and plenty. Yeah. Wow. Okay. Hey, you know, Bob's kind of a heck. He thought he knew a lot about movies. He was always bragging how much he knew, but he was kind of a heck too. He's like, hey, Miles, you ever see the Star Wars movie? You see where Han Solo shot that Guido at the cantina? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay.Bob, please. Greedo. Greedo. Okay. Hey, you know what? Bob. growing up in high school, Bob screwed all the women in Decatur. He really put the D in Decatur that time. Hey, you know what? What? Bob had a three-way in a rock quarry. Yeah, with Fred and Wilma. Bob had sex at McDonald's with another employee. That's how he got the name Grimace. Bob got his dick stuck in a zipper. His uncle's. Nothing? Oh, okay. Thank you. Okay. You know, he went to Decatur High. It was called the home of the running knee pads. Bob made a children's movie, but not on purpose. Bob would eat with a giant bath towel. I found out later that it was also his rag. Bob made a meal called Fries in a Bag, but it should have been called the Irish Colon Cleaner.Bob's been going on vacation quite a bit this year. His next family trip is going to be to bankruptcy court. Thank you. That's my time. That's it. So I had, that's all I had. Okay. Everybody miles title miles. There you go. I had to edit out a few things because I knew it would not be appropriate. Oh, well, I possibly you should edit a few more. Oh, okay. Well, So other than, uh, you know, roasting me, what have you been up to? Uh, mostly work, mostly work. Um, so what's a hobby. If, if I, if you said, if I said to you, miles, what hobbies do you have? What would you say? Um, I like watching TV. Uh, that's my favorite. That's not a hobby.I like to collect sports items. I think it's a good hobby. Oh, that is a hobby. That is a hobby. That is a hobby. You know, what always kills me though is like, I'm not funny in a group of people, but one-on-one on phone, like a phone conversation, I kill. I kill.