Bob's cabin neighbor in Colorado takes a header in the driveway, while Miles finds a homeless Santa just outside his fence. Subscribe Random show from the last 25+ years Random Post https://youtube.com/live/SJhZrw9yATY Bad AI Transcript of the show this week And there we are. Hey, we're live, mister. Live at 5. This evening, a crash on the 405 brings traffic to a halt. Big Dick McGee is on the scene. Thank you, Bob. We're flying over the scene right now. It's a horrible accident right now. Water truck and a vinegar truck run into each other. They just loud sound, douche. The horrible thing, Bob. Going back to you. Go back to the studio, Bob. There we go. Hey everybody, welcome to Stag Show, this is Bob. Holy crap, hey, Miles Tidal here, jeez. What was that, was it loud to you? No, I just, I saw your lips moving, I'm like, oh Christ, here we go again, like, man. Oh, well, unfortunately my lips move when I play the music. Your lips move, but I can't hear what they're saying. Yeah, exactly. Well, I'm saying…No, that is loud. Oh, okay. Sorry. Everybody, welcome. Get your speculums ready. Let's go. Static radio's on. That's right. I feel so out of practice, you know, so. I'm glad you could show up. I'm glad you could find the time in your busy schedule to do a podcast. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Okay. you know what I've been doing is for the last 26 years, I've been gathering up the minutes that you're late, and then I just spent some of them. But the thing is, I still got a pocket full. Because you're late every week. I was on vacation, and so we pre-recorded some stuff. Again. Again, that's right my gosh. You name it, this guy goes. Well, you know. This is like Dora the Explorer. I got to get it in. Yeah. I got to get it in before it's too late. You know what I mean? I know. First he's swimming with old people. Now he's like vacationing every month. I'm like, man, I'm in this guy thing. I'm waiting. I'm waiting to get my. I'm on the wait list for a hover round. Are you trying to get like free coffee from certain fast food places now? That's right.You got to sing your coffee for me. I want my coffee. God damn it. No, but I was reading, accidentally reading that if you're old, they may cut trees down for free, which I don't know if you've had a tree cut down, but it's very expensive and I need a tree cut down. Well, okay. I'm interested in this. Go ahead. Well, I have a… a tree that, no, I don't care about you. I mean, how do you just get to sign up for this? I mean, I don't care about you. Oh, okay. I don't know. I was reading and, uh, I said that there's some, uh, laws that say that if you're old, you can get the, like the state to come out of the city to come out and take down a tree for you. If it's, if it's going to fall on your house. Yeah. No. Well, I got to look into it more. I just happened to breeze through an article.I was taking a shit on the boat. I picked up a magazine on these. I was reading Sailor's Weekly. It was bingo. And, yeah, so now I got to investigate this because I got a tree I need to deal with at some point. You got a lot of trees. I got a lot of trees, but there's one in particular that maybe I need to deal with, so. Some other ones I can just let go. They can just dead trees in the yard. Who cares? Right. So, yeah. Um, so yeah, I went to, uh, I'm trying to think the terrible thing I've been on a couple of trips and, uh, not much overly funny has happened really. I've been fairly, uh, you know, sedate.Uh, the crazies have not been coming out to see me very often here. So yeah, the Alaska trip thing totally tanks. Well, I, yeah, I couldn't, I decided not to even go into it. Of course you got interrupted a lot too. Right. Yeah. I got interrupted a lot. Yeah. So yeah. So yeah, I went to, I went to Colorado, uh, recently, like last week or whatever. And, uh, that was, that was good. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So that was, that's a good show. That's a good song. Yep. Um, so yeah,