5:55a – SHOW OPENBrian’s leasing office woman called out sick to avoid all the angry tenants about fire alarms going off all night6:06a – HEADLINES TEASEOscar nominations came out — Barbie fans are mad, one reason to explain everything6:10a – HEADLINES with kimmie carubaFlood warningUga X passed away, winningest mascotBarbie snubbed by Oscars, Margot Robbie and Greta Gerwig6:22a – WEIRD NEWS - unknown viruses could be in melting arctic glaciers, being flown in for specialty drinks6:30a – TALKBACK - car alarm wouldn’t stop going off, didn’t know it was her car that she was sitting in6:40a – CAN’T FIX STUPID - handyman broke into clients house, drunk, walking around drinking wine6:55a – MKO INTERVENTION Pt 1 - Are Men Better Drivers?7:03a – MKO INTERVENTION Pt 2 - Are Men Better Drivers?7:11a – TALKBACK - idc, idk - trick her by saying “guess where we are going tonight?” Works every time/CALLER - wife puts ice in her milk7:21a – TEASE GOOD VIBES7:25a – GOOD VIBES STORY - delivered baby in McDonald’s parking lot in the middle of a snowstorm
