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If you don't want to listen to a delirious, sleep-deprived, undiagnosed A.D.D. oyster fisherman ramble about New Years resolutions, Kanye West, Donald Trump, squatty pottys, and country music, then please skip to around 29 minutes.

Would you rather only be able to vocalize(words or sounds) in a R & B singing voice OR in your own monotone voice?

Would you rather get the best possible sleep the rest of your life OR go into a 10 year coma and wake up a billionare?

Would you rather a parent magically appear as your HYPE man after any joke/sarcastic remark you make OR have a parent show up and taunt you every time you get mad/frustrated?

Would you rather be dropped on a buoy 20 miles offshore with a life vest OR be dropped on the peak of Mount Everest with proper clothing and oxygen supply? You cant get rescued.